Sometimes you get what you pay for.

I own a camera primarily as a tool as a

On the other hand, if I do catch some other weird crap then that’s a bonus.

Last week, I decided to take the shorter route to work meaning a cut through Toluca Lake via Riverside Drive.

I could notice a little roadkill action up ahead, but as I got closer this happened:

 

 

The bird didn’t want to move because I guess things were too tasty.

I really thought I was going to get slimed, but I honestly don’t know how I avoided it.

The next two minutes were spent trying to convince my stomach not to puke as I checked and double checked that no innards made it on me.

I apologize for posting such a video, but at least you didn’t have to live it!